Saturday, December 31, 2016

For the next two weeks in Los Angeles...

Saturday, December 31
2017: A New Hope ("What a terrible year it’s been! Celebrate the end of 2016 and ring in the new year with a comedy/music show hosted by comedian Joseph Scrimshaw (RiffTrax)! A comedy cocktail of stand-up, music, improvised shenanigans, and more broken resolutions than you can shake a champagne flute at! Featuring Phoebe Bottoms (The Jim Henson Company), Josh A. Cagan (screenwriter of The Duff), Caitlin Durante (Luck of the Draw), Lucia Fasano (Catty B’s), J. Elvis Weinstein (Mystery Science Theater 3000), and performing the entire Nutcracker musical in five minutes, Dancer Sara Stevenson Scrimshaw.")
NerdMelt, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 6:45 p.m.; $8. (323) 851-7223.
Grand Park & The Music Center's N.Y.E.L.A. ("Look forward to 2017 with best friends, sweeties, friendly neighbors, and those cousins from out-of-town at the West Coast’s flagship New Year’s Eve celebration. It's the place to dream together and welcome new beginnings with a countdown on City Hall, live music, food, and photo booths in one big, beautiful, colorful Angeleno experience to remember!")
Grand Park, 200 N. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; free. (213) 972-8080.
New Year’s Eve with Pink Martini ("Led by pianist Thomas Lauderdale and featuring vocalists China Forbes and Storm Large, Pink Martini - with its irresistible fusion of Brazilian samba, '30s Cuban dance, and Parisian café music - is the perfect way to ring in the New Year!")
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 10:30 p.m.; $82-172. (323) 850-2000.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Amtrac, Audion (Matthew Dear), Chrome Sparks (DJ), Nicola Cruz, The Desert Hearts Crew, Human Resources, Kastle, Francesca Lombardo, Matthew Dear, Recondite, Sacha Robotti, Simian Mobile Disco (DJ)
Minimal Effort
Globe Theater, 740 S. Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 4 p.m., 21+; $79. (213) 489-1667.
Dengue Fever
Alex's Bar, 2913 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach; 8 p.m., 21+; $22-25. (562) 434-8292.
Daniel Ash of Bauhaus (DJ), Kevin Haskins of Bauhaus (DJ)
Lethal Amounts NYE
Monty Bar, 1222 W. 7th St., Westlake; 9 p.m., 21+; $15. (213) 228-6000.
At The Moment Of Your Birth, The Sun Stood Still
Taylor Mead (Warhol superstar; 1924)
Daphne Oram (Oramics; 1925)
Richard Woodward Seaver (Arcade Publishing, Grove Press; 1926)
Siné (born Maurice Sinet; 1928)
Odetta (born Odetta Holmes; 1930)
Gil Mellé (1931)
Edward "Eddie" Bunker (1933)
Sir Philip Anthony Hopkins, CBE (1937)
Manfred "Mani" Neumeier (Guru Guru; 1940)
Andrew James "Andy" Summers (The Police; 1942)
John Denver (born Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.; 1943)
Sir Ben Kingsley CBE (born Krishna Bhanji; 1943)
Joseph Angelo "Joe" D'Allesandro III (1948)
Patrice Joseph "Frank" Bagnoud (The Young Gods; 1956)
Jimmy "Dim Menace" Borghino (7 Seconds; 1959)
Val Edward Kilmer (1959)
Clément Topping (empreintes DIGITALes; 1968)
Blake Edwards (Vertonen; 1969)
Gerhardt "Jerry" Fuchs (The Juan MacLean, !!!, Maserati; 1974)
Jonathan Stuart "Jon" Pettis (Bankrupt and the Borrowers; 1980)
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Sunday, January 1
Buddhist New Year Day Service ("Or, "Shusho-e," which means a gathering to reflect upon and correct our mistakes and look forward to a better life in the new year. The origin of this service goes back to the Nara Period, and its original purpose was to wish for world peace, a successful harvest, and to extend a blessing to the Emperor. Also, it provided an opportunity to reflect upon the past and resolve to live a good life during the coming year. However, we should not believe that by attending the first service of the new year that we will be blessed with good luck throughout the year.")
West Los Angeles Buddhist Temple, 2003 Corinth Ave., Sawtelle; 10 a.m.; free. (310) 477-7274.
Polar Bears New Year's Day Swim ("Each year, Polar Bears crown the year's King & Queen, and take a swim in the ocean, christening the representatives who will officiate throughout the year. The annual swim began in 1953, say some members, who haven't been swimming quite that long. Cookies & cocoa provided by the club members. The event started out with about 100 swimmers and has grown to 500-1,000 some years. Water temperatures: 55-58 degrees.")
Cabrillo Beach, 3720 Stephen M. White Dr., San Pedro; 11:30 a.m., free. (310) 548-7554.
One Life: Masterbeat 2017 New Year's Los Angeles ("As Masterbeat’s One World weekend comes to a close, we are excited to present the return of one of your favorite events as we once again take over one of L.A.’s greatest night clubs for our annual closing party with music by Brett Henrichsen. The New Year’s Day Recovery Party has become legendary as one of Brett’s favorite parties to spin every year, as he has made this one of his signature events spinning the best anthems of the year and Masterbeat’s history as everyone comes together for one last dance to celebrate the end of the weekend and start of something new.")
Exchange L.A., 618 S. Spring St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m.; $90. (213) 627-8070.
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Monday, January 2
Post Parade: A Showcase of Rose Parade Floats (Presented by Miracle-Gro; "Walk within feet of the floral and animated masterpieces parked along Sierra Madre and Washington boulevards. Come rain or shine, take a closer look at the design and workmanship that went into each float entry and learn more about the float process from Tournament volunteers - "white suiters" - on hand. Comfortable walking shoes and early arrival are suggested.")
E. Sierra Madre Blvd. & E. Washington Blvd., Pasadena; 1 p.m.; $13 general / free for children under 5. (626) 449-4100.
Mr. Write ("Prolific author Richard Bunn (Paul "1½-Seasons-of-SNL" Brittain) delves into the process of writing with writers from the writing world.")
UCB Sunset, 5419 Sunset Blvd., East Hollywood; 8:30 p.m.; $8. (323) 908-8702.
Repentance! ("We live in times divided by faith, war, and yoga vs. hot yoga. Repentance is a show founded on the idea that no matter what you believe, you deserve the right to be forgiven.Ahamed Weinberg and Ramy Youssef host their favorite standup comedians for a chance to deliver a set full of regrets, doubts, and beliefs. No judgements, only healing.")
UCB Franklin, 5919 Franklin Ave., Hollywood Hills; 11 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
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Tuesday, January 3
The Workshop Years: Black British Film and Video After 1981 ("Independent black British filmmaking saw an increased urgency and viability in the aftermath of South London’s Brixton Rising in 1981. This program revisits the history of black independent film and video in '80s-era Britain and the means by which filmmakers addressed the exclusions of race from mainstream media production while negotiating a newfound race-relations industry." Through January 25.)
Billy Wilder Theatre, Hammer Museum, 10899 Wilshire Blvd., Westwood; 12 noon; free. (310) 443-7000.
Free screening of Wadjda ("In this first feature film made by a Saudi woman, ten-year-old Wadjda longs for a bicycle, even though they are considered dangerous to a girl’s virtue in Saudi Arabia. But to make the purchase herself, she must first win a Koran-recitation competition." Directed by Haifaa Al-Mansour, 2012, 98 min., rated PG, in Arabic with English subtitles.)
Skirball Cultural Center, 2701 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Brentwood; 1:30 p.m.; free. (310) 440-4500.
Josh Sundquist discusses Love and First Sight ($18, Little, Brown Books for Young Readers) ("In his debut novel, YouTube personality and author of "We Should Hang Out Sometime," Josh Sundquist explores the nature of love, trust, and romantic attraction. On his first day at a new school, blind sixteen-year-old Will Porter accidentally groped a girl on the stairs, sat on another student in the cafeteria, and somehow drove a classmate to tears. High school can only go up from here, right?")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Airboy Express, Black Love (that's me, if you've read this far), Burnt Dot, Sun Color (Spain), Nanny Cantaloupe (DJ), Sleepwalker (DJ), Patrick Paax (VJ)
La Cita Bar, 336 S. Hill St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., 21+; free. (213) 687-7111.
Traps PS
The Redwood Bar & Grill, 316 W. 2nd St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., 21+; $10. (213) 680-2600.
MDC, The Grim, Walk Proud
Alex's Bar, 2913 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach; 9 p.m., 21+; $12-15. (562) 434-8292.
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Wednesday, January 4
Char Miller presents Not So Golden State: Sustainability vs. the California Dream ($18, Trinity University) "Leading environmental historian Miller looks below the surface of California's ecological history to expose some of its less glittering conundrums. Why, during a devastating five-year drought, Miller asks, is the Central Valley’s agribusiness still irrigating as if it's business as usual? Why are northern counties rich in groundwater selling to make millions while draining aquifers toward eventual mud?")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
Fukushima Honda Tomodachi ("Fresh from their 2017 Rose Parade appearance, Honda Tomodachi Cultural Exchange Program high school students from Fukushima will share stories of resiliency, strength and hope after the 2011 Great East Japan Earthquake and Tsunami. This unique performance led by six-time Grammy winner Daniel Ho also features reflections from L.A.'s Grateful Crane Ensemble’s Tohoku Goodwill Tour.")
Aratani Theater, Japanese American Cultural and Community Center, 244 S. San Pedro St., Little Tokyo; 8 p.m.; free (but RSVP). (213) 628-2725.
Scot Nery's Boobie Trap ("Featuring the biggest names in circus arts, comedy, magic, music and neo-vaudeville, it's an anything-goes variety show that gives every act four minutes to do something wildly weird and entertaining. At any given performance, you could see a razor-sharp stand-up, a stunning trapeze act, a powerhouse singer, a side-splitting comedy sketch, or even a woman making a dress using a piece of fabric and a stapler. Like a bizarro Ed Sullivan Show, host Nery -- himself a juggler, contortionist and comedian -- gives his guests the opportunity to scour the craziest corners of their minds.")
Café-Club Fais Do-Do, 5257 W. Adams Blvd., Adams; 8 p.m.; $17. (323) 931-4636.
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Thursday, January 5
Dr. David Grinspoon unveils Earth in Human Hands: Shaping Our Planet's Future ($28, Grand Central) ("By comparing Earth's story to other planets, astrobiologist  Grinspoon shows what a strange and novel development it is for a species to evolve to build machines, and ultimately, global societies with world-shaping influence. Grinspoon suggests that our present moment is not only one of peril, but also great potential, especially when viewed from a 10,000-year perspective.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
Paul Zollo signs More Songwriters on Songwriting ($23, Da Capo) ("25 years after publishing his original groundbreaking collection of insight and advice from the greatest songwriters to ever grace the airwaves, Zollo releases the much anticipated follow-up volume. New, revealing interviews with Leiber & Stoller, James Taylor, Aimee Mann, Stephen Stills, Paul Simon, Elvis Costello, Rickie Lee Jones, Randy Newman, Brian Wilson, and dozens of other music legends.")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
An Evening With Damien Chazelle ("His film "Whiplash" won three Academy Awards; Chazelle’s newest work, 2016’s "La La Land," is a full-blown musical made in Cinemascope that’s a tribute to the genre, the transformational (and transitory) power of love and a look at Los Angeles. Following the conversation, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Jacques Demy’s classic 1964 musical about songs, love and a dream - and a major influence on Chazelle himself - will be shown.")
Bing Theatre, Los Angeles County Museum of Art, 5905 Wilshire Blvd., Mid-Wilshire; 7:30 p.m.; $25 general / $20 members, students, seniors 65+. (323) 857-6010.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Los Angeles Philharmonic (Bramwell Tovey, conductor; Ray Chen, violin) perform Walton's "Façade Suite No. 2," Sibelius' "Violin Concerto" and Tchaikovsky's "Sleeping Beauty, Act 2"
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $20-183. (323) 850-2000.
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Friday, January 6
Screening of Lili ("Dramatic vaudeville, heavy puppetry, magical realism and - lest we forget - Zsa Zsa Gabor. As unwitting coquette Lili (Leslie Caron) struggles with recent orphanhood, she is swept into employment at a womanizing magician’s "magnifique" carnival show, where her quest for identity is sometimes only understood by the puppets next door. Unfolding like Alice in Wonderland-in-Burlesque, this choreographed trip is sure to delight the senses of both kids and kids at heart." Also Saturday. Dir. Charles Walter, 1953, 16mm, 81 min.)
Bob Baker Marionette Theater, 1345 W. 1st St., Echo Park; 7:30 p.m.; $15 / free for members. (213) 250-9995.
Opening of the Steve Rude and the CARtoons - The Art of America's Car Culture retrospective exhibitions ("Rude's career began in 1981 with his and co-creator Mike Baron's groundbreaking Nexus comic series. CARtoons magazine, the most popular and longest-running publication dedicated to automotive cartooning, proclaimed itself "the only humor magazine in the world for the lovers and owners of cars." Produced in L.A. between 1959 and 1991, the magazine featured rollicking stories about hot-rods, drag-racing, muscle cars, and even imaginary and fantastic vehicles.")
La Luz de Jesus, 4633 Hollywood Blvd., East Hollywood; 8 p.m.; free. (323) 666-7667.
Velvet Tinmine ("Junkshop glam and bubblegum music with DJs Jimi Hey, Noah Wallace and Don Bolles with a rare live appearance ov house glamrock cover band Thee Snowsnakes.")
Monty Bar, 1222 W. 7th St., Westlake; 9 p.m.; free. (213) 228-6000.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Penniback Records presents Clit Kat, Jurassic Shark, Kuromi, Super Lunch
The Smell’s 19th Anniversary Weekend Celebration: Day I (all proceeds will go to The Smell’s relocation fund)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $10. (213) 625-4325.
MDC
The Redwood Bar & Grill, 316 W. 2nd St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., 21+; $10. (213) 680-2600.
Missing Persons
The Canyon, 28912 Roadside Dr., Agoura Hills; 6 p.m., 21+; $24-32. (818) 879-5016.
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Saturday, January 7
Art of Rogue One book signing ("Hear the artists share stories from behind the scenes and see their development work on the movie. Bring your questions for the Q&A session and meet them one-on-one as they sign copies of "The Art of Rogue One" book.")
Gallery Nucleus, 210 E. Main St., Alhambra; 2 p.m.; $5-20. (626) 458-7477.
Time After Time time capsule art project with Sebastian Masuda ("A global participatory art project in which contemporary artist Masuda invites people to share their love of kawaii. The project will demonstrate how kawaii can be a means of personal expression beyond age, gender, religion or nationality, and as a tool to bring people together. Project invites participants in different countries to write and decorate messages to their future selves, and to deposit them in a giant capsule inspired by Domo, NHK World’s official mascot. Once full, the capsule will return to Japan to be displayed during the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo.")
Echo Park Lake, 751 Echo Park Ave., Echo Park; 2 p.m.; free. (213) 847-0929.
Opening of the new Kaz Oshiro exhibition ("Oshiro's newest subject is the I-beam, the standard construction material that, along with ironwork, characterized the Industrial Revolution. Steel I-beams are emblematic of the rise of an American industrialist class who amassed unprecedented fortunes during a period in which business was largely unregulated. Without these, skyscrapers and modern cities would be unthinkable. This style is endemic to southern California where practitioners like Eichler, Eames, and others proposed the use of "off the shelf" prefabricated materials requiring limited treatment to keep costs down and build times short.")
Honor Fraser Gallery, 2622 S. La Cienega Blvd., Mid-City; 6 p.m.; free. (310) 837-0191.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Brujeria
The Regent, 448 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 3 p.m., a/a; $25.50-60. (323) 284-5727.
Best Coast, Bleached, No Age, Ty Segall, Vice Cooler
The Smell’s 19th Anniversary Weekend Celebration: Day II (all proceeds will go to The Smell’s relocation fund)
Belasco Theater, 1050 Hill St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $35. (213) 746-5670.
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Sunday, January 8
Let's Go To The Movies with Kenneth Turan ("In addition to his long tenure with the Times, Mr. Turan is Director of the LA Times Book Prizes and reviews films on NPR Radio's "Morning Edition". He is the founding film critic for "Arts Alive" on KUSC; his latest book is Not To Be Missed; Fifty-Four Favorites from a Lifetime in Film ($26, PublicAffairs).")
Warner Grand Theatre, 434 W. 6th St., San Pedro; 2 p.m.; $15. (310) 548-2493.
Comedian Doug Benson watches the Golden Globes
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 4 p.m.; free (first come, first served). (323) 655-2510.
David Bowie Birthday double-bill of Labyrinth and Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
Egyptian Theatre, 6712 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 466-3456.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Los Angeles Philharmonic (Bramwell Tovey, conductor; Ray Chen, violin) perform Walton's "Façade Suite No. 2," Sibelius' "Violin Concerto" and Tchaikovsky's "Sleeping Beauty, Act 2"
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 2 p.m., a/a; $20-188. (323) 850-2000.
Danger Collective Records presents BOYO (solo), Current Joys (member of Surf Curse), Harmony Tividad (member of Girl Pool), Momma, TEEKS
The Smell’s 19th Anniversary Weekend Celebration: Day III (all proceeds will go to The Smell’s relocation fund)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $10. (213) 625-4325.
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Monday, January 9
Free double-bill of Lion and The King's Speech ("Producers Iain Canning and Emile Sherman join us in person for a discussion between two of their films, the heartwarming new drama Lion and 2010's Oscar-winning The King's Speech.")
Aero Theatre, 1328 Montana Ave., Santa Monica; 7:30 p.m.; free (but RSVP). (310) 260-1528.
Fairy Tales Theatre: 18 & Over ("A collection of original fairy tales with morals and lessons for adults (i.e. “The Tale of the Bipolar Bear & the Codependent Eskimo”). Told with a mix of live actors and puppets, the show has played to consistently sold-out crowds all over L.A. for over four years.")
The Groundlings, 7307 Melrose Ave., Fairfax; 8 p.m.; $18. (323) 934-4747.
Smartest Man in the World live with Greg Proops ("Proops takes center stage at small table and chair setup with a single microphone. Then he's off. An hour of great conversation that flies by at a breakneck clip. He crams the feeling of a great two-way conversation into the lecture-style format of a one-way conversation. Part professorial, part crazed comedian, Proops forms the show around his talent and passions. The show flows like a love letter to tangents.")
NerdMelt, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $10. (323) 851-7223.
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Tuesday, January 10
Opening of the Bouchardon: Royal Artist of the Enlightenment exhibition ("One of the most imaginative and fascinating artists of eighteenth-century France, Edme Bouchardon (1698–1762) was instrumental in the transition from Rococo to Neoclassicism. Much celebrated in his time as both a sculptor and draftsman, he created some of the best-known images of the age of Louis XV. This major international loan exhibition, developed in partnership with the Louvre, is a testament to the remarkable variety of his oeuvre - copies after the antique, subjects of history and mythology, portraiture, anatomical studies, ornament, fountains, and tombs.")
Getty Center, 1200 Getty Center Dr., Brentwood; 10 a.m.; free (but parking is $15 / $10 after 3 p.m.). (310) 440-7300.
Ari Herstand unveils How to Make It in the New Music Business ($30, Liveright) ("We are living in the midst of an industry renaissance, one that has left the record companies desperately struggling to maintain their prominence, as a subculture of dedicated, DIY (do-it-yourself) musicians have taken over. In 2008, Herstand boldly turned in his green Starbucks apron to his manager, determined to make a living off his craft as a singer/songwriter.")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
The Greg Proops Film Podcast Live screens 9 to 5 ("Three female employees of a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot find a way to turn the tables on him. Hail to the chief. The unstoppable Dolly Parton is launched into movie stardom as the sweetest, most put-upon secretary with the worst boss in the world, the fantastically reptilian Dabney Coleman. After a particularly awful day of sexist nonsense she and her pals – the magnificent comedian Lily Tomlin and the woman who got this bad girl made, Jane Fonda – plot over a joint how they might exact revenge. The results will delight you. WARNING: Contains flexible hours, child care, and equal pay." Dir. Colin Higgins, 1980, DCP, 109 min.)
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 7:30 p.m.; $12 / free for members. (323) 655-2510.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Chamber Music (Camille Avellano, violin; Lucinda Carver, keyboard; Minyoung Chang, violin; Christopher Hanulik, double bass; Elise Shope Henry, flute; Ingrid Hutman, viola; Aron Kallay, harpsichord; Catherine Ransom Karoly, flute; Jonathan Karoly, cello; Dahae Kim, cello; Marion Arthur Kuszyk, oboe; Johnny Lee, violin; Leticia Oaks Strong, viola; Akiko Tarumoto, violin; Stacy Wetzel, violin) performs the Bach "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4, BWV 1049", Carter's "Sonata for Flute, Oboe, Cello and Harpsichord," and Schumann's "String Quartet No. 3, Op. 41"
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $20-58. (323) 850-2000.
Piano Spheres presents Mark Robson: Natural Durations ("Piano Spheres continues its series of "Deconstructions: The Leonard Stein Centenary Season," with Mark Robson in a program including William Kraft’s Translucences; Karlheinz Stockhausen: Natürliche Dauern; Wolfgang Rihm: Tombeau; Ferruccio Busoni: “Sonatina #4” (honoring the Leonard Stein centenary); Philip Glass: Selected Etudes; and a world premiere by Daniel Rothman: Life Between Tidemarks on Rocky Shores, written for Robson.")
REDCAT, 631 W. 2nd St., downtown Los Angeles; 8:30 p.m., a/a; $35 general / $20 REDCAT members & students / $12 for CalArts faculty & students. (213) 237-2800.
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Wednesday, January 11
POPUP! Intro to Ukulele ("Learn how to read music charts, play three chords, and gain the confidence to play one full song at a free, community-wide concert!")
Brand Library & Art Center, 1601 W. Mountain St., Glendale; 6:30 p.m.; $5. (818) 548-2051.
Screening of 13th ("Ava DuVernay’s stirring documentary takes its title from the 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery yet included a clause that laid the foundation for the long history of racial inequality in America’s prison industrial complex. Picking up the mantle of Michelle Alexander’s book "The New Jim Crow," the film traces these staggering prison statistics in what Manohla Dargis calls a "powerful cinematic call to conscience".")
Hammer Museum, 10899 Wilshire Blvd., Westwood; 7:30 p.m.; free. (310) 443-7000.
LA Art Show Opening Night ("Premiere benefiting St. Jude; opening reception and private preview of painting, sculpture, works on paper, photography, video, performance works and installations from over 90 prominent galleries and major local and international museums and arts institutions.")
Los Angeles Convention Center, 1201 S. Figueroa St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $25-250. (800) 448-7775.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Special offsite premiere viewing of The Smell’s virtual reality video tour at 356 Mission, featuring 360° virtual reality pre-recorded performances from Celebrity Crush, Clit Kat, No Age, David Scott Stone, VerBS & Alpha MC
356 Mission / Ooga Booga, 356 S. Mission Rd., Boyle Heights; 7 p.m., a/a; free. (323) 609-3162.
Brujeria
The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana; 7 p.m., a/a; $18. (714) 957-0600.
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Thursday, January 12
Brad Meltzer offers up I Am Jim Henson ($15, Dial) ("The latest release from his New York Times bestselling picture book biography series "Ordinary People Change the World".")
Barnes & Noble, 189 Grove Dr., Ste. K-30, Fairfax; 7 p.m.; free. (323) 525-0270.
Alan Sepinwall discusses TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time ($20, Grand Central) ("Is "The Wire" better than "Breaking Bad"? Is "Cheers" better than "Seinfeld"? What's the best high school show ever made? 20 years since they shared a TV column at Tony Soprano's hometown newspaper, critics Sepinwall and Matt Zoller Seitz have been debating these questions and many more, but it all ultimately boils down to this: what's the greatest TV show ever?")
Skylight Books, 1818 N. Vermont Ave., Los Feliz; 7:30 p.m.; free. (323) 660-1175.
The Lightning Series ("A three-weekend, nine-night performance series at Venice’s most innovative and only solar-powered arts venue. Features a wide-ranging discovery of Los Angeles talent and its offbeat and captivating terrain. The lineup includes puppetry, clown, dance, music, and experimental performances that will take you on a journey from head-trip to heartbreak.")
The Electric Lodge, 1416 Electric Ave., Venice; 8 p.m.; $20. (310) 306-1854.
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Friday, January 13
Jerry Maguire Video Store Opening Party ("A perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing." Through January 29.)
iam8bit Gallery, 2147 Sunset Blvd., Echo Park; 12 noon; $16 for each block of two-hour live performances. (213) 908-6154.
Screening of Where is Rocky II?, including a Q&A with Pierre Bismuth, DV DeVincentis, Anthony Peckham, Mike White, Michael Scott, and Gregoire Gensollen ("Academy Award-winner and contemporary artist Bismuth hires a private investigator and acclaimed Hollywood screenwriters to embark on an exploration in search of a fake rock made in 1979 by artist Ed Ruscha and hidden for 40 years in California’s Mojave Desert. Bismuth, writer of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," is an artist interested in rules and protocols as essential manifestations of human activity.")
Bing Theatre, Los Angeles County Museum of Art, 5905 Wilshire Blvd., Mid-Wilshire; 7:30 p.m.; free (but RSVP). (323) 857-6010.
Junot Díaz's Conversations ("Díaz’s dynamic fiction includes his debut collection, Drown; The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, which won the 2008 Pulitzer for Fiction and the National Book Critics Circle Award; and This Is How You Lose Her, a New York Times bestseller and National Book Award finalist.")
REDCAT, 631 W. 2nd St., downtown Los Angeles; 8:30 p.m.; $20 general / $16 REDCAT members and students / $10 CalArts students and faculty. (213) 237-2800.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Burt Bacharach - cancelled and rescheduled to June 1 (he broke his arm doing something)
Royce Hall, 10745 Dickson Plaza, UCLA, Westwood; 8 p.m., a/a; $39-$89 / $25 UCLA faculty and staff / $15 UCLA students. (310) 825-2101.
Deafheaven, HEALTH, Skeletal Remains
The Echoplex, 1154 Glendale Blvd., Echo Park; 8 p.m., a/a; $20. (213) 413-8200.
Martín Escalante (alto saxophone solo)
Lukas Ligeti & Matt Mottel (drums / keys duo); Mixed group improvisations featuring Elaine Carey (electronics) Oliver Steinberg (doublebass) and Corey Fogel (drums) in addition to Escalante, Ligeti and Mottel ("This concert is a Record Release PARTY for Escalante's "Destroyed on Every Level." This concert is a Welcome to LA PARTY for Lukas Ligeti. This concert is a PARTY because Matt Mottel is on tour from NYC. This concert is a Book Release PARTY for Theoral No. 11 - "The ABCs of Improvisation" featuring Laura Altman, Monica Brooks and Andrew Choate.")
Dynasty Center, 818 N. Spring St., Second Floor, downtown Los Angeles; 8:30 p.m., a/a; (half-off for previous performers in the Unwrinkled Ear concert series).
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Saturday, January 14
Screening of Cooley High (1975) ("Created and curated by Ava DuVernay. Friendship, first loves, and fatality are navigated by four young men in Cooley High. Set in 1960s Chicago, this coming-of-age story provides a look at both the light and grit of black teen spirit. The film provided a shift from blaxploitation cinema and features breakout performances from Glynn Turman, Garrett Morris, and Cynthia Davis. Post-screening discussion with Turman will be moderated by Common.")
The Broad, 221 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $20. (213) 232-6200.
HM157's Sound System Benefit Show ("With Egrets on Ergot, Geneva Jacuzzi,L.A. Drones, multimedia, performance art and many other manifestations of outsider culture in this non-profit arts space.")
hm157, 3110 N. Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., $10. (562) 895-9399.
Opening of Hyperlimbo, the striking, transformative solo exhibition by HUEMAN (acrylic and spray-paint on canvas)
KP Projects Gallery, 170 S. La Brea Ave. (in the ART 170 Bldg.), Hancock Park; 8 p.m.; free. (323) 933-4408.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Toyota Symphonies for Youth: The Planets
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 11 a.m., a/a; $22-26. (323) 850-2000.
Los Angeles Philharmonic (Zubin Mehta, conductor; Anoushka Shankar, sitar) perform Shankar's "Sitar Concerto No. 2, "Raga mala" (West Coast premiere) and Strauss' "Ein Heldenleben"
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $20-195. (323) 850-2000.
Amps for Christ, Bastard Noise, Conscious Summary, Pulsating Cyst, Witches of Malibu, X-Eyes
The Birthdays Continue ("A celebration of experimental sound, insect warfare and noise for those that hear more..")
(the) Handbag Factory, 1336 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $7.
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I wonder if I should keep the birthdays.  Maybe it breaks the line too much.  Aesthetics.

Friday, December 16, 2016

For the next two weeks in Los Angeles...

Friday, December 16
Star Wars Minute ("Star Wars Minute is a podcast that usually covers the Star Wars movies minute-by-minute, but join us as we finally tackle the topic of Star Wars toys! Special guests Paul Rust and Matt Gourley join us as we revisit the toys we grew up with, lament the ones we never got, and treasure the ones we still have as adults.")
NerdMelt, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 6:45 p.m.; $5-6.17. (323) 851-7223.
Sarah Jaffe discusses Necessary Trouble: Americans in Revolt ($27, Nation) ("Over the last few years, we’ve seen the growth of the Tea Party, a twenty-first-century black freedom struggle with BlackLivesMatter, Occupy Wall Street, and the grassroots networks supporting presidential candidates in defiance of the traditional party elites. Jaffe leads readers into the heart of these movements - as Jaffe argues, the financial crisis in 2008 was the spark, the moment that crystallized that something was wrong. For years, Jaffe crisscrossed the country, asking people what they were angry about - and what they were doing to take power back.")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
18th Nihilist Film Fest ("Includes two hours of short films from around the country and around the world. The films range from troubling to hilarious, from profound to completely silly. Pretty much, something for everyone (except children and clergy). As a special feature, all those who bring their own televisions and arrive fifteen minutes early will be able to include their appliances in the traditional ritual Blessing of the Televisions. Nihilist Film Festival director Elisha Shapiro is a Los Angeles-based conceptual artist.  He is known for presenting the 1984 Nihilist Olympics and the 1999 Nihilism Expo.")
Echo Park Film Center, 1200 N. Alvarado St., Echo Park; 8 p.m.; free. (213) 484-8846.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
ADAMS @ 70: El Niño - performed by the Los Angeles Philharmonic (Grant Gershon, conductor; Julia Bullock, soprano; Jennifer Johnson Cano, mezzo-soprano; Davóne Tines, bass; Daniel Bubeck, countertenor; Brian Cummings, countertenor; Nathan Medley, countertenor; Los Angeles Master Chorale; Los Angeles Children's Chorus, Anne Tomlinson, artistic director - with video by Peter Sellars on Friday only ("Having set himself the extraordinarily ambitious goal of a nativity oratorio for our time, John Adams succeeded spectacularly. With multilingual texts drawn from Scripture, medieval tracts and contemporary poetry, the work is powerful, provocative and, ultimately, deeply touching. Composed in two halves, El Niño (“the child”) retells the Christmas story, following the traditional narrative: the annunciation to Mary, the visit to Elizabeth, the birth and  adoration of Jesus, Herod’s massacre of the Holy Innocents, and the flight into Egypt, but with added commentary and reflection from a wide range of poets across history,  including many women. One striking feature is the use of three countertenors to act as the narrator, much like the Evangelist in a Bach Passion.")
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $20-183. (323) 850-2000.
Blessed (Vancouver, B.C.), Hex Horizontal, Mikey & His Shame (Vancouver, B.C.)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
Screening of the "Goodnight Brooklyn" documentary about all-ages performance spaces (also Saturday); with a "L.A. DIY State of The Union" Q&A panel with Max Baumgarten (Basic Flowers), Sean Carnage (Pehrspace, Il Corral), Matt Conboy (Goodnight Brooklyn director), Pauline Lay (Pehrspace), Randy Randall (No Age), Jim Smith (The Smell)
Non Plus Ultra, 4310 Burns Ave., East Hollywood; 8 p.m., a/a; $7. (213) 627-2453.
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Saturday, December 17
Coaxial Arts Fundraiser Event ("Coaxial needs to raise $10,000 by the end of the year to stay open for 2017. Help us stay open so we can continue serving the artist community of Los Angeles. By donating $25 today we can start planning for next year's residency programs, have twice as many workshops, continue the music events, TV tapings, and art exhibitions.")
Coaxial, 1815 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 6 p.m.; $10 donation. (213) 536-8020.
Opening reception for the Beneath The New Waves: An Exploration of Underwater Reality and Surreality group show ("Whether it's the weightless beauty of motion underwater or the refraction of images below the surface, artists have been forever intrigued by life beneath the waves. Artists rendering their visions under the sea in works created specifically for this exhibition include Camille Rose Garcia, Eric Joyner, The London Police, Adrian Cox, Andrew Brandou, others." Through January 14.)
Corey Helford Gallery, 8522 Washington Blvd., Culver City; 7 p.m.; $10 & $12. (310) 287-2340.
Rare performance by renowned composer Terry Riley with his son, composer and guitarist Gyan ("Performing in response to Untitled (Shepard-Risset Glissando with Color) a new artwork by New York conceptual artist Peter Coffin: an immersive projection of radiant fields of color that shift through the spectrum in tandem with the Shepard-Risset Glissando, an auditory illusion of oscillating soundwaves. Complements the current exhibitions The Art of Alchemy and The Alchemy of Color in Medieval Manuscripts, which explore the scientific and seemingly magical energies that surround the use of color in centuries past.")
Getty Center, 1200 Getty Center Dr., Brentwood; 7:30 p.m.; free (but parking is $15 / $10 after 3 p.m.). (310) 440-7300.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Phog Masheeen, Jesus is Dead, Black Cat, Steuart Liebig, Whereas, Solomon Grundy, Giant Meteor, X Eyes, X-Bax, Misery Ritual, ruiner, Enrich'd White, Botched Facelift, Burnt Dot
Santa Ana Noise Fest VIII, Orange County Center For Contemporary Art, 117 N. Sycamore St., Santa Ana; 4 p.m., a/a; free (but RSVP).
DeaThLA presents Bath Salts XXX feat. Ashley-Domonique, DJ Emeyecee, Fun Game, JR Tate, Moon Ensemble
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
Electric Children, Sapphic Musk, Spirit in The Room
Maui Sugar Mill Saloon, 18389 Ventura Blvd., Tarzana; 9 p.m., 21+; free. (818) 344-0034.
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Sunday, December 18
Journalist Oliver Hall moderating a panel discussion (Dennis Duck, Ace Farren Ford, Joe Potts, Paul McCarthy, Fredrik Nilsen, Rick Potts, Tom Recchion, Vetza) of the recent LAFMS BOX BOX release ("Documents every performance from the exhibition Beneath the Valley of the Lowest Form of Music - The Los Angeles Free Music Society 1972-2012 at The Box, Los Angeles in 2012.")
356 Mission / Ooga Booga, 356 S. Mission Rd., Boyle Heights; 2 p.m.; free. (323) 609-3162.
Michèle Lamy and Helen Molesworth in conversation ("For the opening of MOCA's "Rick Owens: Furniture" exhibition, Molesworth and Lamy - entrepreneur and wife to Owens - discuss punk/anarchist design sensibility, finding inspiration in both "high" and "low" forms of American culture, and the influence of Steven Parrino’s misshaped canvases. Parrino, also of the band Chic Mopà, died at age 46 on New Year's Day 2005 from a motorcycle accident.")
West Hollywood City Council Chambers, 625 N. San Vicente Blvd., West Hollywood; 3 p.m.; free / priority for MOCA members. (310) 659-3110.
Writer Marc Appleton and photographer Melba Levick present Ranches: Home on the Range in California ($65, Rizzoli) ("The romantic and intriguing homes set in the idyllic landscapes of the great California ranches. Set on this magnificent land are the homes and their interiors - from the 150-year-old Rancho Camulos of Ramona fame to Jack London’s Beauty Ranch on the slopes of Sonoma Mountain to the working ranches of today.")
Arcana Books on the Arts, 8675 Washington Blvd., Culver City; 4 p.m.; free. (310) 458-1499.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Matt Adams & Friends / Miranda Lee Richards / The Whispering Pines / Nora Keyes / The Children of Jack Acid / Ruthann Friedman / Steve Taylor / Helene Renaut / Darcey Leonard / Steve Gregoropoulos & Andrew Dalziel / Hollywood Knightz / Powers, Kent & Wheeler / Micaela Fernandez (San Francisco) / Walter Spencer / Sara Melson / Andre Sogliuzzo / Wes Johansen
The HM157 Christmas Extravaganza - hosted by Neil & Christof
hm157, 3110 N. Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 7 p.m., a/a, $10. (562) 895-9399.
Fiona Apple, Patricia Arquette, Devendra Banhart, The Chapin Sisters, Kimya Dawson, Sky Ferreira, Jolie Holland, Riley Keough, Holly Miranda, Becky Stark, Moses Sumney, TV on the Radio, many more
Standing Rock Benefit
The Fonda Theater, 6126 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 8 p.m., a/a; $25-35. (323) 464-0808.
Flytrap Collective presents Flytrap Collective Holiday Festival feat. French Vanilla, Janelane, Mo Dotti, Peach Kelli Pop, Post-Life
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Monday, December 19
Rob Bell Christmas Gathering: A Counter-Intuitive Christmas ("Why thousands of years later do so many people still celebrate a story about pregnant Jewish teenagers on the move who eventually have a baby who grows up to be violently executed as an enemy of the state? Of all the stories floating around the ancient world, why has this one endured like it has? And what does that tell us about power and greed and rich and poor and grace and empire in our world here and now?")
Largo at The Coronet, 366 N. La Cienega Blvd., Beverly Grove; 7 p.m.; $30. (310) 855-0350.
Sneak preview screening of The Autopsy of Jane Doe with Emile Hirsch in person to gab about the whole thing ("It’s just another night at the morgue for a father (Brian Cox) and son (Hirsch) team of coroners. Discovered buried in the basement of the home of a brutally murdered family, a young Jane Doe - eerily well-preserved and with no visible signs of trauma - is shrouded in mystery. Soon, a series of terrifying events make it clear: this Jane Doe may not be dead.")
The Theater at Ace Hotel, 929 Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $16.50. (213) 623-3233.
Feliz Navipod’s Feliz Navidad Variety Show benefiting Planned Parenthood ("Things kind of suck right now. So, let’s try and make them not suck. Let’s have a fun night and get into the holiday spirit for a great cause. Plus, free Christmas treats and Comedy from Matt Gourley, Mark McConville of Superego, Jimmy Pardo, Paul Rust and Daniel Van Kirk and music from Garfunkel and Oates, Tiny Stills, and Sara & Sean Watkins.")
NerdMelt, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $15. (323) 851-7223.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
The Echo's 15th Anniversary Party feat. Club Underground, DJ Shannon Cornett (Blundertown), DJ Larry, DJ Carlos Nino, Permanent Records, DJ Sloe Poke
The Echo, 1822 Sunset Blvd., Echo Park; 8:30 p.m., 18+; free (but RSVP). (213) 413-8200.
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Tuesday, December 20
Opening of the Breaking News: Turning the Lens on Mass Media exhibition ("Beginning in the 1960s, artists increasingly turned to news media - both printed and televised - as a rich source of inspiration. Presents work by artists who have employed appropriation, juxtaposition, and mimicry, among other means, to create photographs and videos that effectively comment on the role of the news media in determining the meaning of images.")
Getty Center, 1200 Getty Center Dr., Brentwood; 10 a.m.; free (but parking is $15 / $10 after 3 p.m.). (310) 440-7300.
Victory Lap Presents When Puppets Are Your Only Friends ("Victory Lap is back with some fabulous puppet friends! A stand-up/puppet show hybrid hosted by Molly Fite and Jared Ramirez. Feat. The Bob Baker Marionettes, Drennon Davis, Wesley Doloris, Sherry Layne, Pam Severns and more.")
The Virgil, 4519 Santa Monica Blvd., East Hollywood; 8 p.m.; free. (323) 660-4540.
You Get a Spoon! ("A special one-night-only L.A. edition of everybody's favorite variety show and audience prize giveaway. Each guest performs a set and then enthusiastically endorse things they love, which we give to the audience Oprah-style: candy bars, books, magazine subscriptions, kitchen appliances, nose flutes, and gaff tape. Every show, one lucky audience member receives a Tovolo mixing spoon (greatest spoon in the universe). Hosted by Chris Duffy (You're the Expert).")
NerdMelt, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $8. (323) 851-7223.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Spain
The Regent, 448 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8:30 p.m., 21+; free. (323) 284-5727.
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Wednesday, December 21
Jane Lynch's A Swingin' Little Christmas! ("CD release show featuring Kate Flannery & Tim Davis, with The Tony Guerrero Quintet.")
Largo at The Coronet, 366 N. La Cienega Blvd., Beverly Grove; 7 p.m.; $30. (310) 855-0350.
F
irst-ever 35mm screening of Jack Frost (Not the Michael Keaton film of the same name; "One of the most outrageous holiday horror films of the VCR era! On the way to his execution, serial killer Jack Frost's prison bus crashes into a tankard full of chemicals, which transform him into a giant killer snowman. Discussion following with director Michael Cooney and star Scott McDonald.")
Egyptian Theatre, 6712 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 466-3456.
Sleeptalk ("A collaborative, experimental dance work about sleep talking and our relationship to the unconscious. Developed around actual recordings of sleep talking, it explores the revealing, disturbing, and even humorous things that can surface, translating them through an appropriately dreamlike mix of media. Conceived by Ashley Fargnoli in collaboration with the dancers, a videographer, composer, and set designer, Sleeptalk is inspired by Fargnoli’s own sleep talking, which began as a reaction to the vicarious trauma she encountered working as a trauma therapist.")
Bootleg Theater, 2220 Beverly Blvd., Westlake; 8 p.m.; $12. (213) 389-3856.
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Thursday, December 22
70th anniversary (well, 70 years ago on December 20) screening of obligatory-yet-still-endlessly-wrenching holiday classic It's a Wonderful Life
Aero Theatre, 1328 Montana Ave., Santa Monica; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (310) 260-1528.
Cary Elwes appears in person for a Q&A and book signing of As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales From the Making of The Princess Bride ($26, Touchstone) with a screening of The Princess Bride
Egyptian Theatre, 6712 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 466-3456.
Swinging Christmas with the Arturo Sandoval Big Band ("Trumpet virtuoso and 10-time Grammy honoree Arturo Sandoval leads a Latin-flavored jazz program for the holidays.")
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $37-97. (323) 850-2000.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Daniel The Security Guard’s Birthday Benefit Show with Mr. Wright & The El Salvadorians (feat. Daniel), Phlask, Psychic Driving, Teen Sex
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Friday, December 23
White Christmas Sing-Along ("Gather your family and friends for this heartwarming holiday event, a showing of the beloved 1954 film with lyrics embedded on screen. You’ll enjoy singing along with such songs as "The Best Things Happen When You're Dancing," "Snow," "Sisters" and of course the iconic "White Christmas." No children under six years old will be admitted to this concert. Come early for holiday treats, seasonal cocktails, and photo booth fun.")
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 3 & 8 p.m.; $33-68. (323) 850-2000.
Union Station Presents Cocoa Concert Series: A Very Salsa Christmas with La Picante ("Angelenos can enjoy a festive, family-friendly holiday celebration featuring free concerts, a “Cocoa Bar” with Elftenders, an “Ugly Christmas Sweater” contest, holiday crafts and cookie decorating, a Naughty & Nice photo booth and selfies with the most popular guy in Tinsel Town (Santa).")
Union StationSouth Patio, 800 N. Alameda St., downtown Los Angeles; 6 p.m.; free. (213) 683-6875.
Writer-producer Craig Muckler shows up to talk about his film Microwave Massacre after the screening ("All that Donald (Jackie Vernon, who voiced Rankin-Bass favorite “Frosty the Snowman”) wants is a decent meal, but his wife's cooking is atrocious, so he shoves her into their brand-new microwave - and finds the results delicious." 1983, 76 min, USA, Dir: Wayne Berwick)
Egyptian Theatre, 6712 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 466-3456.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Joos, Lonely Bodies, Pity Party, The Side Eyes
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Saturday, December 24
Matinee of the 1964 holiday classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians ("Santa and a pair of Earth kids blast off to bring holiday fun to another world  - in the hope of having their alien children experience the joy of Christmas, Martian invaders kidnap the jolly Claus from his North Pole workshop. Whisked away to a foreign planet, Santa must fight for freedom and help teach the true meaning of the season. Featuring a young Pia Zadora in her film debut.")
New Beverly Cinema, 7165 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax; 2 p.m.; $6-7.20. (323) 938-4038.
57th Annual L.A. County Holiday Celebration ("Perfect for the whole family! Over 20 music ensembles, choirs and dance companies from the many neighborhoods and cultures of the region celebrate the season during this free three-hour holiday show. Highlights of this year’s Holiday Celebration include Grandeza Mexicana Folk Ballet Company with a folklórico dance from the region of Tabasco, Mexico; the Harmonic Bronze Handbell Ensemble, which will perform a classical handbell piece that celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah; holiday songs sung by the Palmdale High School Choral Union and Sunday Night Singers; the Southern California Brass Consortium, a 26-member brass ensemble from California State University of Long Beach; many more.")
Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, 135 N. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 3 p.m.; free. (213) 972-3099.
30th Annual Matzoball ("Began as an annual Jewish singles event taking place on Christmas Eve in multiple cities across the U.S. Young Jews would find themselves on vacation with nothing to do on a night where practically everything was closed.")
The Association - not this one, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55Ak8WCB1Q - 110 E. 6th St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m.; $30. (212) 389-9922.
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Sunday, December 25
Hang Out with Rabbits in Pasadena ("After you have opened your presents and eaten, hop on over to feed the bunnies their Christmas dinner. Delight in seeing a Christmas tree decorated with bunny ornaments, carrot-colored lights, and carrot-colored candy canes. You are welcome to bring vegetables and fruits to feed the real bunnies if you want.")
The Bunny Museum, 1933 Jefferson Dr., Pasadena; 2 p.m., $5 / members free / kids under 4 free. (626) 798-8848.
Christmas Day double-bill of The Marx Brothers in Animal Crackers and W.C. Fields in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
New Beverly Cinema, 7165 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax; 2 p.m.; $8-9.27. (323) 938-4038.
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Monday, December 26
Operation Jack Marathon, Half Marathon & 5K ("Takes runners on an out-and-back route just east of Los Angeles International Airport.This fast and largely flat race offers the perfect way to cap off your running year with the chance to set a new PR time, all while enjoying gorgeous views of the Pacific Ocean for nearly the entire race. Operation Jack was started in 2009 as a non-profit charity designed to raise funds for autism-related charities.")
Dockweiler State Beach, 12000 Vista Del Mar, Playa Del Rey; 7:30 a.m.; $20-35 5K / $45-85 half-marathon / $55-95 full marathon. (310) 305-9503.
Opening Day Craft Beer & Cider Festival ("Celebrate the return of another winter meet with the best brews and ciders in So Cal right on the Santa Anita Park homestretch. Don’t miss the Opening Day Beer and Cider festival, with apron side seating, ice cold beverages and world class Thoroughbred racing. Get a bite to eat at gourmet food trucks, explore the park and ring in the new year right with this fantastic package.")
Santa Anita Park, 285 W. Huntington Drive, Arcadia; 12 p.m.; $35-$65. (626) 574-7223.
The 6th Annual Greatest Classic Cartoons Ever ("Giggle along with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Goofy, Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker, The Roadrunner and many more of your favorites from the crème de la crème of Toons from movies’ Golden Age. Animation know-it-all Jerry Beck and director Frank Gladstone are back with brand new, classic toons the whole family can enjoy.")
Alex Theatre, 216 N. Brand Blvd., Glendale; 2 & 7 p.m.; $16 / $11 AFS members / $12 children, students & seniors 65+. (818) 243-2539.
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Tuesday, December 27
Madison Page & Friends: this is for the living ("A two-part process made in collaboration with Samantha Mohr, Chelsea Rector, and Caitlin Adams and examines the relationship between audience and practitioner in the making of dance. Drawing from authentic movement, contemplative practice, and contemporary dance, the studio becomes a laboratory to investigate the performance and rehearsal process in real time.")
Hammer Museum, 10899 Wilshire Blvd., Westwood; 11 a.m.; free. (310) 443-7000.
The New Negroes ("Hosted by Baron Vaughn and Open Mike Eagle. Imagine if you will a world where alternative comedians are black and black comedians do alternative comedy. Have you fallen down a rabbit hole entering a world of mayhem and absurdity? No. You've just found yourself in 2016 where black people are actively redefining "black people". So sit back and enjoy while we welcome you...to the New Negroes. "New Negro" is a term popularized during the Harlem Renaissance to imply an outspoken intellectual departure from long-standing racist ideology and institutions.")
UCB Franklin, 5919 Franklin Ave., Hollywood Hills; 8 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
Outside Dog Gets One Star ("Do you have a cold take on a hot restaurant? Dying to share an unpopular opinion about a beloved film? Ready to dish on your worst hotel experiences abroad? We want to hear it! After we listen to your story, we'll look up real one-star reviews culled from Yelp, TripAdvisor, Amazon, and other review sites to see what others have to say and then we'll spin the whole thing into an improvised set guaranteed to be the best show about the worst stuff ever!")
UCB Sunset, 5419 Sunset Blvd., East Hollywood; 10:30 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Melvins, OFF!, Redd Kross
The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana; 7 p.m., a/a; $25. (714) 957-0600.
Penniback Records presents Beach Bums, Clit Kat, Matter Room
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Wednesday, December 28
Communikate with Kate Berlant ("Comedian Kate Berlant - late of "The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail" - will take you to the other side.")
UCB Franklin, 5919 Franklin Ave., Hollywood; 8 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
Morbid and mortifying comedy with the song stylings of comedy troupe Dead Inside as they develop Hermit The Musical: A Workshop of Songs
iO West, 6366 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 10 p.m.; $5. (323) 962-7560.
Secret Santa Bit Exchange ("Just like a real secret Santa exchange, performers have drawn names and will be writing bits for each other. The only catch is nobody knows which bit they'll be performing until they go on stage to do it.")
UCB Sunset, 5419 Sunset Blvd., East Hollywood; 10:30 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
BOYO, Gap Girls (Reno), Tabloid Tea
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Thursday, December 29
Jen George, Amina Cain, and Kate Durbin present The Babysitter at Rest ($16, Dorothy) ("Five stories, several as long as novellas, introduce the world to Jen George, a writer whose furiously imaginative new voice calls to mind Donald Barthelme and Kathy Acker. Combining slapstick, surrealism, erotica, and social criticism, Jen George's sprawling creative energy belies the secret precision and unexpected tenderness of everything she writes.")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
Neil Hamburger with Ian Abramson ("An evening of comedy with America's Funnyman and Ian "7 Minutes in Purgatory" Abramson.")
The Satellite, 1717 Silver Lake Blvd., Silver Lake; 8 p.m.; $8. (323) 661-4380.
A Kwanzaa Rap Battle ("Yes, Kwanzaa is an actual holiday that is observed from December 26 to January 1. Come celebrate it by watching comedians make fun of each other in a comedy rap battle! Hosted by Zora Bikangaga and Shaun Fisher. Featuring Ronnie Adrian, Ross Bryant, Sam Epstein, Jiavani Linayao, Carl Tart, Lou Wilson."
UCB Franklin, 5919 Franklin Ave., Hollywood Hills; 11 p.m.; $5. (323) 908-8702.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Minty Boi present Girl Pusher, Ghost Noise, Model/Actriz (Boston)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Friday, December 30
Bandfest ("Features the outstanding bands selected to participate in the 2017 Rose Parade. Over the course of two days, each band, along with its auxiliary performers, will present the field show that has led to its success." Also December 31.)
Pasadena City College, 1570 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 1:30 p.m.; $15 / free for children under 5. (626) 449-4100.
Gene Wilder & Fidel Castro's New Year's Rockin' Eve (in Limbo): An Immersive Theater Experience ("Part immersive theater, part comedy show, part scavenger hunt. Gene Wilder and Fidel Castro cordially invite you, yes, you to their New Year's Eve party in everyone's favorite afterlife hangout spot... Limbo! All you need to do attend is die, start making your way towards heaven or hell, and turn left towards the abode of the righteous who died before the coming of Christ. Once Gene and Fidel have welcomed you to their party, you'll be free to roam around the halls, back rooms, and elevators of Limbo and experience a world of pure and very strange imagination. Spend a few minutes in the Facebook Echo Chamber. We all know there's a Rock & Roll Heaven, but did you know there's a Ska Cover Band Limbo where you can hear ska covers of all of your favorite Prince and Bowie songs? And before the party ends, the four partygoers who find Gene Wilder's special Golden Tickets will receive a prize that's wonderful and also terrible beyond all imagination.")
UCB Sunset, 5419 Sunset Blvd., East Hollywood; 9 p.m.; $6. (323) 908-8702.
Screening of "The Love Witch" with director Anna Biller in person ("Biller, a high priestess in the dark art of cinematic enticement, created this adoring '60s throwback, which traces the left-handed path of a love-starved sorceress (Samantha Robinson), whose magical seductions spell toil and trouble for weak-willed men. Just as the lurid colors of classic Eurosleaze cloak the film’s unmistakably feminist heart, Biller’s celluloid fetishism is more than mere camp: shot, edited and projected at Cinefamily in dazzling 35mm, it summons the alchemical power of cinema as a medium for unleashing desire and as a communal form of ritual lovemaking.")
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 10 p.m.; $14 / members free. (323) 655-2510.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Dennis Quaid & The Sharks
The Canyon, 28912 Roadside Dr., Agoura Hills; 6 p.m., 21+; $28 / $33 / $38. (818) 879-5016.
Beach Bums, Beach Goons, The High Curbs, The Red Pears
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
The Black Queen, Telefon Tel Aviv, Vogel
Union, 4067 W. Pico Blvd., Arlington Heights; 9 p.m., 21+; $15. (323) 466-2971.
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

For the next two weeks in Los Angeles...

Thursday, December 1
Artists on Artists: Mayo Thompson on R. H. Quaytman ("Thompson, visual artist and The Red Krayola spokesman, discusses the work of Quaytman as part of Artists on Artists, a series that builds upon MOCA’s tradition of examining artworks and exhibitions through the voice of the artist.")
MOCA Grand Avenue, 250 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 7 p.m.; free. (213) 626-6222.
New Light on the Egyptian Origin of the Hebrew Alphabet ("The publication of a new inscription from Theban Tomb 99 sheds new light on the early history of the Hebrew Alphabet. This ostracon is a bilingual "abecedary" written in Egyptian Hieroglyphic and Semitic. It gives further evidence for an Egyptian connection to the origins of the early Hebrew alphabet.")
Charles E. Young Research Library, 280 Charles E. Young Dr. E., Westwood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 825-4732.
Giant Robot Comedy Night ("Comedy hits the streets of Sawtelle. Yes, parking is always tough, but that's the price you pay for free comedy. Feat. Kevin Camia, Faith Choyce, Nick Flanagan, Chris Garcia and regulars George Chen, Jesse Elias, Jessica Sele.")
Giant Robot 2, 2062 Sawtelle Blvd., Sawtelle; 8 p.m.; free. (310) 445-9276.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Helga Fassonaki (amplified pocket trumpet) & Rob Magill (woodwinds)
Biliana Voutchkova (violin) solo
~~intermission~~
Rob Magill (woodwinds) & Biliana Voutchkova (violin)
Helga Fassonaki / Rob Magill / Biliana Voutchkova trio
Presented by The Unwrinkled Ear and Black Editions, Dynasty Center, 818 N. Spring St., Chinatown; 8:30 p.m., a/a; $8.
Ron Carter Trio (feat. Russell Malone & Donald Vega)
Catalina Bar & Grill, 6725 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:30 & 10 p.m., a/a; $45. (323) 466-2210.
Art opening featuring a new mural by Ni Santas Collective, and music from DJ Gomez Comes Alive, War Of Icaza
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Friday, December 2
Michael J. Locke unveils Silver Lake Bohemia: A History ($22, American Chronicles) ("Since the early 1900s, Silver Lake has been a magnet for iconoclastic writers, architects and political activists. Famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright drew a wave of visionary modernists to the area. Local civil rights advocate Loren Miller spearheaded the fight against housing discrimination. Silver Lake’s Black Cat bar and Harry Hay’s Mattachine Society were central to the early gay rights movement. Literary artists Anais Nin and James Leo Herlihy made the neighborhood their home, as did other notables like first lady of baseball Effa Manley and Hobo Millionaire James Eads How.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
Holiday screening of Miracle on 34th Street (1947, Maureen O’Hara, John Payne, Natalie Wood. "During filming, then eight-year-old actress Natalie Wood was convinced that actor Edmund Gwenn was actually Santa Claus - until she saw him out of costume at the wrap party. One of the American Film Institute's "Most Inspiring Movies of All Time".")
Old Town Music Hall, 140 Richmond St., El Segundo; Friday 8:15 p.m. / Saturday 2:30 p.m. & 8:15 p.m.; $10 / $8 seniors 62+ : cash only. (310) 322-2592.
Arguments & Grievances ("Makes its triumphant return to Los Angeles; a live comedy series and podcast featuring comedians debating outlandish topics with audiences choosing the victor. An outrageous enterprise exploring the heated issues of the day, including: "Hugs vs. Drugs", "Dr. Dre vs. Dr. Seuss", and "Batman vs. Spider-Man." Half-comedy show, half-rhetorical fight to the death, it's an impressive showing of live comedy, absurdity, and engaging fun.")
NerdMelt Showroom, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $8. (323) 851-7223.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Bushwick Bill
The Airliner, 2419 N. Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., 21+; $10. (323) 221-0771.
Celebrity Crush, Fringe, Negro Galacticus, Vitamin Daughter
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Saturday, December 3
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Christmas Special ("It’s time to send 2016 off (it’s been a tough year) and celebrate the winter solstice, with a tall glass of ice cold milk and a punch bowl of cereal! This month, Saturday Morning Cartoons showcases our favorite cartoons straight from Santa’s workshop. Gone are the days of snuggling up in front of the TV on December mornings to watch holiday magic and mischief visit all our favorite cartoon worlds, so we’re bringing this cornerstone of any good Christmas tradition straight to Cinefamily’s screen. Pajamas not mandatory, but encouraged.")
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 11 a.m.; $10 / free for members and kids under 14. (323) 655-2510.
Opening of the America Matters group exhibition ("Artworks depicting thoughts and ideas on the 2016 Presidential election, American politics, civil rights protests, state of the Union, and future fears through visual imagery.")
Bellum (formerly Antebellum) Gallery, 1643 N. Las Palmas Ave., Hollywood; 5 p.m.; $5 donation. (323) 856-0667.
Todd Hido offers up Intimate Distance ($65, Aperture) ("The first comprehensive monograph charting the career of acclaimed American photographer Hido. Well-known for his photographs of landscapes and suburban housing across the United States, and for his use of luminous color, Hido casts a distinctly cinematic eye across all that he photographs, digging deep into his memory and imagination for inspiration.")
Arcana Books on the Arts, 8675 Washington Blvd., Culver City; 5 p.m.; free. (310) 458-1499.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Hana Vu, Poolboy, Vitamin Daughter
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Sunday, December 4
Hammer Conversations: Ibram X. Kendi & Brenda Stevenson ("Despite myths of a postracial world, racism is alive and well. In his “engrossing and relentless intellectual history of prejudice in America” (Washington Post), the historian Kendi traces the arc of antiblack racist ideas from 15th-century Portugal to the founding of the United States, arguing that we must confront the history of racist ideas in order to grapple with racism’s insidious hold on America.")
Hammer Museum, 10899 Wilshire Blvd., Westwood; 1:30 p.m.; free. (310) 443-7000.
Baggage Review presents poet Michelle Sinigayan of The Swords of Fatima playing her music and reading her lyrics ("Be a part of the journey as her character travels the world following the golden mirage searching for his/her true love and his/her hardships along the way.")
Beyond Baroque, 681 Venice Blvd., Venice; 2 p.m.; $5. (310) 822-3006.
Gloria Steinem and Jill Soloway converse ("Two extraordinary people who have devoted themselves to changing despair into hope.")
Royce Hall, 10745 Dickson Plaza, UCLA, Westwood; 7 p.m.; $29-$59 / $25 UCLA faculty & staff / $15 students. (310) 825-2101.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Jeff Carey, Matmos
Bootleg Theater, 2220 Beverly Blvd., Westlake; 8:30 p.m., 21+; $17-20. (213) 389-3856.
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Monday, December 5
Plan B: A Benefit for Planned Parenthood ("An event to benefit Planned Parenthood with comedy from Kate Berlant, Tashi Condelee, Emily Heller, Corie Johnson, Clare O'Kane, Chris Thayer, more. DJ sets by Bethany Cosentino & Tamaryn. Free gift bag with proof of prior Planned Parenthood donation.")
Resident, 428 S. Hewitt St., downtown Los Angeles; 7 p.m.; $10 suggested donation. (213) 628-7503.
Warren Ellis gabs about his new novel Normal ($13, FSG Originals) with BoingBoing's Cory Doctorow ("When Adam Dearden, a foresight strategist, arrives at Normal Head, he is desperate to unplug and be immersed in sylvan silence. But then a patient goes missing from his locked bedroom, leaving nothing but a pile of insects in his wake. Adam uncovers a conspiracy that calls into question the core principles of how and why we think about the future - and the past, and the now.")
Pieter Performance Space, 420 W. Ave. 33, Unit #10, Lincoln Heights; 7 p.m.; $20. (323) 660-1175.
Contributors read from Good Girls Marry Doctors: South Asian Daughters on Obedience and Rebellion ($19, Aunt Lute) ("The first anthology to examine the multiple facets of daughterhood in South Asian American families. Reveals how a Good Girl is trained to seamlessly blend professional success with the maintenance and reproduction of her family’s cultural heritage. Gratitude for her immigrant parents’ sacrifices creates pressure to perform and embody the role of the "perfect daughter".")
The Last Bookstore, 453 S. Spring St., downtown Los Angeles; 7:30 p.m.; free. (213) 488-0599.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Folktale presents: Foxx Bodies (Tucson), Human Behavior, RØÅR (Phoenix)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Tuesday, December 6
Has Political Correctness Really Killed Humor? ("Have we really gone too far? And what is the right balance between freedom of speech, be it humorous or not, and the need to acknowledge social diversity? Performance artist/comedian Kristina Wong, Skidmore College comedy scholar and author of All Joking Aside: American Humor and Its Discontents Beck Krefting, and UCLA grad and stand-up comedian Max Amini visit Zócalo to ask what - if anything - is funny anymore.")
MOCA Grand Avenue, 250 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 7:30 p.m.; free. (213) 626-6222.
The WW Club presents Pia Arrobio ("Join WW Club founder Phoebe Lovatt for a live conversation with Pia Arrobio - founder and creative director of fashion label, LPA.  The discussion will focus on Pia's history as a designer in Los Angeles and New York, the story behind the launch of LPA, and the future of womenswear in LA and beyond.  The conversation will be followed by an audience Q&A.")
The Theater at Ace Hotel (Segovia Hall) , 929 Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 7 p.m.; $25. (213) 623-3233.
Smart Funny & Black: The MTV Edition ("A live comedic competition show where using their brains, their jokes, and audience interaction, professional funny folks (comics/writers/producers/etc) compete in various games that test their knowledge, their taste, and their understanding of black popular culture.")
NerdMelt Showroom, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $8. (323) 851-7223.
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Wednesday, December 7
Echo Park Film Center's 15th Anniversary Celebration ("Join us for five glorious days of events that illuminate the power of love, community and cinema as we forge ahead with hope and optimism for the future. Thank you for believing in the dream of equal and affordable access to media empowerment and activism! All events are free with donations in any amount most gratefully accepted." Through Sunday.)
Echo Park Film Center, 1200 N. Alvarado St., Echo Park; 7 p.m.; free. (213) 484-8846.
Screening of Racing Extinction feat. panel discussion with experts in the field following the film, moderated by former Santa Monica College Geography and Earth Science professor Bill Selby (2015, 90 min, dir: Louie Psihoyos. "Psihoyos’ follow-up to Oscar winner "The Cove" is an urgent look at environmental crisis. With pressure mounting on endangered species from the illegal wildlife trade and greenhouse gas emissions, we may be on the brink of another mass extinction.")
Aero Theatre, 1328 Montana Ave., Santa Monica; 7 p.m.; $11 general / $7 Cinematheque Members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (310) 260-1528.
El Joe of the River + Friends ("Singer-songwriter El Joe of the River presents an immersive night of L.A. based music and literature, including readings from authors Ginger Buswell and Deenah Vollmer. Music from Axel Mansoor, followed by a projector-based light show set to a live performance from El Joe of the River. Beer and wine will be served.")
The Last Bookstore, 453 S. Spring St., downtown Los Angeles; 7 p.m.; free. (213) 488-0599.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
P22, PRESENT, Pure Shit
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
Marques Wyatt (also December 8)
Couture, 1640 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Hollywood; 10 p.m., 21+; $17. (323) 464-2065.
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Thursday, December 8
George Geary presents L.A.’s Legendary Restaurants: Celebrating the Famous Places Where Hollywood Ate, Drank, and Played ($45, Santa Monica Press) ("Geary leads you into a lively narrative filled with colorful anecdotes and illustrated with photographs, historic menus and ephemera. Over 100 iconic recipes for entrees, appetizers, desserts, and drinks are included, including tales of ice cream sundaes at C.C. Brown’s, cafeteria-style meals at Clifton’s, or a mai tai at Don the Beachcomber?")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
Anne Rice talks with her son Christopher and signs Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis: The Vampire Chronicles ($29, Knopf) ("Vampire Lestat de Lioncourt, hero, leader, irresistible force, irrepressible spirit, battling (and ultimately reconciling with) a strange otherworldly form that has somehow taken possession of Lestat's undead body and soul.")
All Saints Church, 132 N. Euclid Ave., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; $32.70. (626) 449-5320.
Screening of Birth ("Uses simple elements - a camera angle, a particular cut within a shot - to dig deeper than the film’s visual starkness first suggests, cutting both emotionally and intellectually through subjective character experiences to explore concepts of doubt, faith, denial, and love within the rigid confines of Manhattan’s stuffy, upper class elite. Featuring subtle performances from Anne Heche, Ted Levine, Lauren Bacall, and a career-best turn from Nicole Kidman, "Birth" posits that once the walls of knowing have been taken apart, you can’t unlearn that which you’ve discovered." Dir. Jonathan Glazer, 2004, 35mm, 100 min.)
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 7:30 p.m.; $12 / free for members. (323) 655-2510.
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Friday, December 9
Talk: Distinguished Architects Lecture Series: Odile Decq ("French architect and landscape designer Decq came to international renown in 1990 when she won her first major commission: La Banque Populaire de l’Ouest headquarters in Rennes, France. Decq’s work materializes a complete universe that embraces urban planning, architecture, design, and art. Decq has taught architecture for 25 years, a commitment ratified by the opening in 2014 of her own school in Lyon.")
Bing Theater, Los Angeles County Museum of Art, 5905 Wilshire Blvd., Mid-Wilshire; 7 p.m.; $18 general / $12 members / $5 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 857-6000.
Screening of Harmony Lane in 3-D ("Co-presented by 3-D Space & part of the LA 3-D Movie Festival; an evening of 3-D rarities from the 3-D Film Archive, including the U.S. premiere of the 1954 British 3-D film "Harmony Lane," a delightful 27-minute short featuring a panorama of variety acts including; dancing by the Jack Billings Trio; a song by the Beverley Sisters; "Swan Lake" by Svetlana Beriosova and David Paltenghi of the Sadler's Wells Ballet; precision dancing by The Television Toppers and a comedy routine with Dora Bryan and Max Bygraves.")
Velaslavasay Panorama, 1122 W. 24th St., University Park; 7:30 p.m.; $13 general / $10 VPES & LA 3-D Club. (213) 746-2166.
Screening of the documentary John Fleck Is Who You Want Him To Be and discussion with Fleck and director Kevin Duffy ("Documentary profiles legendary performance artist Fleck, who was the target of government-sanctioned homophobia at the height of the so-called "Culture Wars" and the AIDS crisis, leading ultimately to a landmark U.S. Supreme Court ruling with implications for the freedom of speech, government funding for the arts and the separation of church and state.")
Egyptian Theatre, 6712 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 7:30 p.m.; $11 general / $7 Cinematheque Members / $9 seniors 65+ and students. (323) 466-3456.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
The Daydreams, DRUG APTS, KATE NV, David Scott Stone, The BJ Rubin Show (special screening)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
Pere Ubu play "Coed Jail!": songs from 1975-1982
The Echo, 1822 Sunset Blvd., Echo Park; 8:30 p.m., 18+; $19.50 - $24.50. (213) 413-8200.
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Saturday, December 10
12th Annual Los Angeles International Children's Film Festival ("Presenting more than 100 films from around the world - full-length and short animation, live action, and documentary films - the festival is organized for different age groups, from toddlers through teenagers. Select filmmakers and actors are present for Q&A sessions after each screening." Through Sunday.)
Bing Theatre, Los Angeles County Museum of Art, 5905 Wilshire Blvd., Mid-Wilshire; 10:30 a.m.; free. (323) 857-6000.Opening of the PIXAR Art Collection group show ("17 images hand picked by John Lasseter, 1 image to represent each Pixar film. Many people don’t realize that Pixar has almost as many artists working in traditional media-hand drawing, painting, pastels, sculpture-as they do in digital media. Most of their work takes place during the development of a project, when they are working out the story and the look of the film. This is the first time a coordinated assortment of Pixar concept art has been released, celebrating each milestone film release in Pixar’s history.")
Gallery Nucleus, 210 E. Main St., Alhambra; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 458-7477.
Comedian Lewis Black presents his new routine of satire and apoplexia, "The Emperor's New Clothes: The Naked Truth"
Orpheum Theater, 842 S. Broadway, downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $40-75. (877) 677-4386.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
The Audacity, The Buttertones, Cumstain, Feels, The Garden, The High Curbs, Terry Malts, The Memories, Peach Kelli Pop, Pity Party, Prettiest Eyes, The Red Pears, The Spits, Saccharine Trust, Walter, others
Midnight Mass II, The Packard Building, 205 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach; 1 p.m., a/a; $20 advance / 25 day of.
Cinder Cone, FeatherWolf, The Loyalists (Oakland)
The Smell, 247 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 9 p.m., a/a; $5. (213) 625-4325.
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Sunday, December 11
11th Annual Gingerbread House Decorating Party ("Join us and decorate a house that you can take home! Houses and candy are provided but you are welcome to bring extra candy or anything that might add to the décor.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 11 a.m.; $24 + tax = house and decorations. (626) 449-5320.
Perennial ice cream man Reggie Bannister and maverick director Don Coscarelli join cast of Phantasm: Ravager to sign the DVD
Dark Delicacies, 3512 W. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank; 2 p.m.; $25. (888) DARKDEL.
Book Binding Workshop with Rachel Curry ("Come make a handmade gift for your friends!")
Book Show, 5503 N. Figueroa St., Highland Park; 3 p.m.; free. (213) 438-9551.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Panthar, Pylon, Sex Stains, The Tissues
The Echoplex, 1154 Glendale Blvd., Echo Park; 9 p.m., 18+; $15-18. (213) 413-8200.
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Monday, December 12
2016 Afrolicious Hair Show ("A natural hair convention that celebrates, educates & demonstrates natural hair care, techniques and natural hairstyles. Featuring an Afrocentric fashion show, professional hair panels, natural hair contest for adults, with natural Hair product vendors & unique fashion and accessory vendors. Our theme this year touches on Ankara (African print), so wear your favorite outfit with a touch of Ankara.")
Los Angeles Convention Center, 1201 S. Figueroa St., downtown Los Angeles; Sun., Dec. 11, 11 a.m.; $5-400. (424) 262-AFRO.
Tara Bennett, Ronald Moore, Toni Graphia & Anne Kenney present and sign The Making of Outlander: The Series: The Official Guide to Seasons One & Two ($50, Delacorte) ("A veritable feast of lavish photographs including an array of images spotlighting the stars in all their characters grandeur and up-close personal portraits. Featuring an introduction by Diana Gabaldon herself, this magnificent insider’s look at the world of the Outlander TV series is the companion all fans will want by their side.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
David Bromberg, a godfather of Americana, appears "for an intimate conversation on his latest album and career, moderated by Scott Goldman, Vice President of the GRAMMY Foundation and MusiCares; the conversation will be followed by a performance"
Grammy Museum, 800 W. Olympic Blvd., Ste. A-245, downtown Los Angeles; 7:30 p.m.; $20. (213) 765-6800.
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Tuesday, December 13
Screening of Thank You for Smoking ("Director Jason Reitman lampoons the art of lobbying in this dramedy starring Aaron Eckhart, William H. Macy, Rob Lowe, Robert Duvall, and Katie Holmes.")
Skirball Cultural Center, 2701 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Brentwood; 1:30 p.m.; free. (310) 440-4500.
Local Author Day featuring Patty Wipfler & Tosha Schore presenting Listen: Five Simple Tools to Meet Your Everyday Parenting Challenges ($25, Hand-in-Hand Parenting) ("Offers a new and practical understanding of children’s emotions and upset moments and shares effective tools for easing the stress of parenting during even the most challenging interactions parents face each day.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 7 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There is a Game's 15th Annual Holiday Special ("Francisco Guglioni - "Conan" writer/performer Andres du Bouchet - is a fictional character, and he knows it. Armed with nothing more than a vague "sketch comedy accent," and the most minimal of backstories, he has been entertaining crowds here in the states for 15 years with his extravaganza 'Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There is a Game', a rollicking variety show that is exactly what it sounds like. Now, along with his trusty fictional keyboardist, manager and parrot wrangler Hank Mayonnaise (Adam Felber from "Real Time with Bill Maher" and NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me"), Francisco brings his absurdist show to NerdMelt for a rollicking fun holiday-themed time. With special guests Dana Gould, Dan Cronin (another "Conan" writer/performer), Brandon Wardell, Ed Salazar and singer Rebecca Schiffman.")
NerdMelt Showroom, 7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; 8:45 p.m.; $10. (323) 851-7223.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
Jonathan Richman
El Rey Theater, 5515 Wilshire Blvd., Mid-Wilshire; 8 p.m., a/a; $18-20. (323) 936-6400.
Spain
The Regent, 448 S. Main St., downtown Los Angeles; 8:30 p.m., 21+; free. (323) 284-5727.
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Wednesday, December 14
MOCA Grand Avenue, 250 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 7:30 p.m.; free. (213) 626-6222.
Sherilyn Fenn unveils No Man’s Land ($8, Imagine Nation) ("In a story that may not be too uncommon, Fenn sensitively helps explore a seemingly troubled boy's life and how, in his great despair, he copes with being alone. She seeks to reveal how the smallest of adjustments in perception change and uplift one's life.")
Vroman’s, 695 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena; 6 p.m.; free. (626) 449-5320.
Daniel Lopez in conversation with author Jade Chang about his novel The Show House ($16, The Unnamed Press) ("When news of a serial killer that targets gay men at nightclubs rocks their community, over-worked pharmacist Laila grows concerned for her handsome and arrogant younger half-brother, Alex, who has been missing for several months. Meanwhile, the calculating murderer’s own life begins to spiral out of control as he unwittingly falls for a would-be victim.")
Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; free. (310) 659-3110.
What’s So Bad About GMOs? ("How should we weigh the risks of GMOs against other concerns they are meant to address, like preventing famine or adapting crops to changing climates? How are chefs and even casual cooks using GMO ingredients and responding to the backlash against them? UCLA plant molecular biologist and director of The Seed Institute Bob Goldberg, former Los Angeles Times food columnist Russ Parsons, and UCLA Emmett Institute co-director Edward Parson visit Zócalo to examine the way we grow, buy, eat, and think about food. Moderated by Evan Kleiman, Host, KCRW's Good Food.")
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Thursday, December 15
D-list celebrity Kathy Griffin signing copies of Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index ($27, Flatiron)
Barnes & Noble, 189 Grove Dr., Ste. K-30, Fairfax; 7 p.m.; free. (323) 525-0270.
Screening of Le père Noël est une ordure (Santa Claus is Garbage) ("Two well-meaning but inept volunteers get stuck working the phones at a suicide hotline on Christmas Eve. When their mentally unbalanced callers decide to pay them a visit, their yuletide quest to bring hope to the disenfranchised snowballs into a manic spree of sexual misadventure and holiday-induced violence. Like the film’s boozed up, gun-toting Santa who distributes strip-tease pamphlets to children, "Le père Noël est une ordure" gleefully reminds us that Christmas is the most wonderful time to kill yourself." Dir. Jean-Marie Poiré, 1982, Blu Ray, 88 min.)
Cinefamily, 611 N. Fairfax Ave., Beverly Grove; 7:30 p.m.; $12 / free for members. (323) 655-2510.
Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles Presents Holiday Spectacular: Cool Yule ("Celebrate the season with traditional holiday classics, some of your favorite childhood songs, and a few fabulous surprises. Joining GMCLA is the Out Magazine‘s ‘Entertainer of the Year,’ Cheyenne Jackson, known for his appearances on everything from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" to "CSI".")
Alex Theater, 216 N. Brand Blvd., Glendale; 8 p.m.; $20-90. (818) 243-2539.
What Do You Mean, "In Concert"?
HoliDJ Benefit for Inner-City Arts feat. Cat 500, D Tiberio, Daedelus, Teebs, other Dublab luminaries
The Novo, 800 W. Olympic Blvd., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., 21+; $10. (2130 765-7000.
Los Angeles Philharmonic presents Handel’s Messiah (Bernard Labadie, conductor / Matthew Brook, bass-baritone / Allan Clayton, tenor / Karina Gauvin, soprano / Ann Hallenberg, mezzo-soprano / La Chapelle de Québec, chorus)
Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., downtown Los Angeles; 8 p.m., a/a; $20-112. (323) 850-2000.
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